Channel name was changed to «The Hefflins’ Archives of Affection (and Confusion).»
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📒 THE HEFFLINS’ DIARY — ENTRY #47: “THE TAKEN LIST”
So, apparently, love is a big deal in this family now. They said we need to “keep track of everyone’s status for record purposes.” I’m not sure what kind of record this is supposed to be, but knowing The Hefflins, it’s probably going to end in arguments and group chat drama.
Anyway, since I’m the only one who can spell correctly, I got stuck writing the official Hefflins’ Taken List. So here it goes.
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ᯓ. KIM SOWON (1995)
ᯓ. GEORGE WILLIAM RUSSELL (1998)
ᯓ. KIM JUNKYU (2000)
ᯓ. CHOI SOOBIN (2000)
ᯓ. SONG EUNSEOK (2001)
ᯓ. JUNG SUNGCHAN (2001)
ᯓ. LEE CHAEYOUNG (2002)
ᯓ. PARK WONBIN (2002)
ᯓ. PARK SUNGHOON (2002)
ᯓ. SHIN JUNGHWAN (2003)
ᯓ. BONNIE PATTRAPHUS (2004)
ᯓ. LEE CHANYOUNG (2004)
ᯓ. HAN DONGMIN (2004)
ᯓ. DENG ENXI (2005)
ᯓ. LEE SUBIN (2006)
ᯓ. PARK WONBIN (2006)
ᯓ. ANDREA KIMI ANTONELLI (2006)
ᯓ. CHOI JIWOO (2006)
ᯓ. YOO HARAM (2007)
ᯓ. KIM JU-EUN (2008)
ᯓ. EOM SEONGHYEON (2009)
ᯓ. AHN KEONHO (2009)
ᯓ. JEONG LEE-AN (2009)
ᯓ. PARK JIWOO (2010)
📒 THE HEFFLINS’ DIARY — ENTRY #47: “THE TAKEN LIST”
So, apparently, love is a big deal in this family now. They said we need to “keep track of everyone’s status for record purposes.” I’m not sure what kind of record this is supposed to be, but knowing The Hefflins, it’s probably going to end in arguments and group chat drama.
Anyway, since I’m the only one who can spell correctly, I got stuck writing the official Hefflins’ Taken List. So here it goes.
The CEOs of Chaos
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The Family Entertainment Channel
ᯓ. KIM SOWON (1995)
ᯓ. GEORGE WILLIAM RUSSELL (1998)
The Overachiever
ᯓ. KIM JUNKYU (2000)
ᯓ. CHOI SOOBIN (2000)
ᯓ. SONG EUNSEOK (2001)
ᯓ. JUNG SUNGCHAN (2001)
ᯓ. LEE CHAEYOUNG (2002)
ᯓ. PARK WONBIN (2002)
ᯓ. PARK SUNGHOON (2002)
The Underrated Icons
ᯓ. SHIN JUNGHWAN (2003)
ᯓ. BONNIE PATTRAPHUS (2004)
ᯓ. LEE CHANYOUNG (2004)
ᯓ. HAN DONGMIN (2004)
ᯓ. DENG ENXI (2005)
The Tiny Dictator
ᯓ. LEE SUBIN (2006)
ᯓ. PARK WONBIN (2006)
ᯓ. ANDREA KIMI ANTONELLI (2006)
ᯓ. CHOI JIWOO (2006)
ᯓ. YOO HARAM (2007)
ᯓ. KIM JU-EUN (2008)
ᯓ. EOM SEONGHYEON (2009)
ᯓ. AHN KEONHO (2009)
ᯓ. JEONG LEE-AN (2009)
ᯓ. PARK JIWOO (2010)
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ— Signed, The Middle Hefflin.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ(unpaid family reporter since 2015) ㅤㅤㅤ
The Hefflins’ Archives of Affection (and Confusion). pinned «ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 📒 THE HEFFLINS’ DIARY — ENTRY #47: “THE TAKEN LIST” So, apparently, love is a big deal in this family now. They said we need to “keep track of everyone’s status for record purposes.” I’m not sure what kind of record this is supposed to be,…»
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ DIARY OF ANOTHER DAY
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBEING IN THE WIMPY ERA.ㅤㅤ
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ㅤㅤToday was supposed to be a normal day, but
ㅤㅤof course, nothing ever goes the way I plan.
ㅤㅤMom’s on another “family bonding” mission,
ㅤㅤRodrick’s being his usual annoying self, and
ㅤㅤsomehow I ended up in trouble for something
ㅤㅤI didn’t even do. (Okay, maybe I kinda, but still)
At this point, I’m just trying to survive middle school without becoming a meme in the yearbook. If anyone finds this diary in the future, good luck, you’re about to read the tragic tale of a very misunderstood genius.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ DIARY OF ANOTHER DAY
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBEING IN THE WIMPY ERA.ㅤㅤ
ㅤ
ㅤㅤToday was supposed to be a normal day, but
ㅤㅤof course, nothing ever goes the way I plan.
ㅤㅤMom’s on another “family bonding” mission,
ㅤㅤRodrick’s being his usual annoying self, and
ㅤㅤsomehow I ended up in trouble for something
ㅤㅤI didn’t even do. (Okay, maybe I kinda, but still)
At this point, I’m just trying to survive middle school without becoming a meme in the yearbook. If anyone finds this diary in the future, good luck, you’re about to read the tragic tale of a very misunderstood genius.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ@TheHefflins & @HefflinsRobot, 01. ㅤㅤㅤ
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