⚡⚡BREAKING NEWS

— DUTCH PRIME MINISTER RUTTE WILL BE ARRESTED NEXT WEEK. SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN ACCORDING TO INSIDER REPORTS.

THE STQRM IS HERE🐸🍿⚡

🇷🇺⚡️definite proof Russians are white

Fact is that water expands when it freezes, thus freezing your head in causes your brain to get bigger. These are the facts that NATO can't ignore

Footage from the outskirts of Tilburg

Joke of the night:
— Why did the BUK crossed the road?

Joke of the night:
>thinking anything will ever happen

What a conflict to observe.

Dutch and Belgian military is sending their airforce to deal with the situation

🇷🇺 We were not surprised to find that on the 11th day of the Olympics, Russia, like other African countries, has a massive AIDS problem.

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️BREAKING: Netizens reporting Ukraine slapped Putin's balls!

🇩🇪 according to local netizens, German football players shove bottles up their ass.

What a conflict to observe

⚡️ After reports of a loud "explosion" in my trousers there may be a "conflict brewing". Admin will keep you posted

💩⚡️ UPDATE: shit is going down (my leg). Very serious situation developing here

⚠️FINAL REPORT⚠️

🚨🇮🇳👉🏻 It appears the indian food was tainted

According to local netizen describing the scene, it looks "abhorrent". It is said someone got the "Shittery blues" and they had to get the municipal cleaning service to get rid of everything.

💀 👉🏻 Casualties include at least one pair of pants.

Truly life is short and brutal.

so true...