⚡️ After reports of a loud "explosion" in my trousers there may be a "conflict brewing". Admin will keep you posted

💩⚡️ UPDATE: shit is going down (my leg). Very serious situation developing here

⚠️FINAL REPORT⚠️

🚨🇮🇳👉🏻 It appears the indian food was tainted

According to local netizen describing the scene, it looks "abhorrent". It is said someone got the "Shittery blues" and they had to get the municipal cleaning service to get rid of everything.

💀 👉🏻 Casualties include at least one pair of pants.

Truly life is short and brutal.

so true...

🇧🇪⚡️ BREAKING: it appears the Belgian government has decided to obliterate Geel city from the map! More to follow

— good riddance, admin says

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️⚡️ As a result of sniper fire from Ukraine, my sister has been impregnated. How long will NATO stay silent on this matter?

🇧🇪⚡️RE: Aftermath of the intense bombing in Geel city, Belgium

🇺🇲🇷🇺⚡️If Russia recognizes Israel, it will violate international law and complicate the settlement under the Minsk agreements - Stoltenberg

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🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️ NATO CONFIRMS: both Putin and Macron own a red petje

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️The probability that Kiev will start a military operation aimed at slapping balls in Donbass is real and high - Peskov

I can confirm this.

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Yellow City was utterly destroyed. All part of the Tristate City plan to make Brabant part of Holland/Belgium.

New reports say the missiles have missed Maaskantje and hit neutral Schijndel, flattening the town completly.

🇳🇱🇧🇪⚡️As a result of the Yellow/Geel city bombing, Mr. Moens, chairman of the Flemish movement, has announced that the Belgian government will "sneed" in the very near future - Reuters