Whiter than most of the dissident right

Weakest soldier of Azov

Competition for the Turret Throwing championship is stiff this year

🇷🇺⚡️🇺🇦 HATO Nazi Banderite drug addicts clogged the toilet on the Russian Naval Vessel Omsk. All hands lost

⚡️Correction, Naval vessel Saratov was sunk, the other two ships merely ran out of toilet paper

🇺🇦❗️#BREAKING
Russian forces captured 2 phone charger heads, ministry of defence claims they are still on the lookout for the accompanying usb cables.
Ukrainian forces report that Zelensky’s phone is at 2%! How will he address the american congress?

Chechens stole my bike, can't have shit in Ukraine

🇷🇺🇺🇦‼️Monsterous explosion in my bathroom

According to reports, the toilet was destroyed.

Admin made a pack, its small right now but will grow larger as I find funny shit to add
https://news.1rj.ru/str/addstickers/moskalcorrection

#Breaking: Vatnik copium production skyrockets

We can confirm deployment of Dagestani modular armour, admin remains skeptical about the kinetic protection the average dagestani offers

🇷🇺⚡️We can confirm that President Putin has "dropped VDV" in the "cauldron" in the Kremlin bathroom, the situation is under control- Speaker Volodin

Conflict observers in Jeddah reported that Williams driver Latifi will be protecting the circuit

[Approach the Anomaly?]
Y/N....

Russian MP Sergei Savostyanov proposes to conduct military operation in the Baltic States, Moldova, Poland and Kazakhstan.

He openly calls not to stop at Ukraine alone and to expand the borders of the military operation on "demilitarization" and "denazification".

We hope that eurocucks also heard his speech

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️"My ass is in operational encirclement by my senior officers"- Russian Connoscript, Belgorod

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️ BREAKING: Russia to move on to second phase of the sanitary operation, code name "wiping"