⚡️🇺🇸 Prez Biden mistakenly calls the Grand Canyon one of the world’s “9 wonders” and “a haven of ironic species” during speech in Arizona.

There are 7 original world wonders and the Grand Canyon isn't one. A further teleprompter-reading woopsie resulted in Biden hailing the region’s “ironic” wildlife — when he was supposed to say “iconic.”

If there was a 10th world wonder it would surely be Sleepy Joe himself - part of the ironic wildlife!

We're gonna need a bigger screen @IntelRepublic

⚡️🇧🇾 Belarusian Prez Lukashenko says the US is betting on Warsaw, arming it to the teeth - like they did in Ukraine.

The Americans are interested in a reliable stronghold in Europe, yet with weakened economies - as they are also economic competitors for the US.

The Baltics are a buffer zone against Russia, which if Russia is destroyed (a big fantasy) it would allow the US to creep up on China.

Delusions of senile warhawks @IntelRepublic

⚡️2 drones intercepted over Moscow region early this morning - Mayor Sobyanin.

There are no casualties.

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🗣 "We know that, unfortunately, many goods come through Moldova that are used for the war in Ukraine. I am sure that this does not correspond to the neutral status of the Republic of Moldova."

Former Moldovan President Dodon asks pro-Western Maia Sandu government WTF they're up to.

🗣 "Once again, I urge the authorities to remember that we are a neutral country."

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⚡️🇱🇻 Latvia continues to send forces to the border with Belarus, having announced "strengthened border security regime" from 11 August.

🇧🇾 Earlier, Belarusian Prez Lukashenko explained all the chess moves taking place.

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WAS THERE AN IQ TEST FOR THIS JOB? 🗣"A counteroffensive is an offensive and not a retreat" - Zelensky starting to sound like US VP Harris, stating basic things as if enlightened facts.

It is basic military doctrine that when one is outnumbered, it's usually best to sit in waiting and defend as the other side attacks.

Offensive operations are tactically more difficult, and in an ideal world only carried out when there is a ratio of 3:1 in man power. Who is the meat head advising Zelensky?

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⚡️Blast rocks a mechanical plant in Sergiev Posad town, Moscow region.

Over 100 people are reportedly injured - developing story.

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⚡️Windows shatter in homes near the site of the blast.

Cause of the explosion at the plant is being confirmed.

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COMMON SENSE PILL dropped, as one of the most CANCELLED people on the planet, philosopher Alexander Dugin (he can't travel to any Western country, and the Wikipedia entry on him is warped!) talks about the way Ukraine was handed EVERYTHING on a silver platter and still managed to fuck shit up.

Not in those words as he's much more tactful considering his personal tragedy, where a Ukrainian assassin murdered his only child.

All Ukrainian lands were obtained and gifted by Russia - but it's Russians the younger generations were educated to despise.

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⚡️Federal Security Bureau (FSB) detains Russian national with 2kg of explosives in Crimea - man is taken in for questioning.

Work, brothers 😎 @IntelRepublic

⚡️Employees of Moscow region mechanical plant that suffered a blast say there's not much left of it.

Official version of what happened is human error, not following process.

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⚡️Grozny (Capital of Chechnya) and Mariupol (ex-Ukraine) become official sister-cities.

The mayor of Grozny, Khas-Magomed Kadyrov (Ramzan's 4th cousin) and the head of Mariupol Oleg Morgun, sign an agreement on establishing sister city relations.

Within the framework of the agreement, it is planned to establish joint projects in education, healthcare, culture and sports.

The Akhmat forces (headed by leader of Chechnya Ramzan Kadyrov) liberated the Azovstal factory and Mariupol in general, which used to be an Azov Regiment (formerly Battalion) Neo-Nazi stronghold, funded and nurtured from abroad.

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⚡️🇳🇪 Niger denies delegations of the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) and UN entry into country.

Earlier, countries friendly to Niger's new government (Mali & Burkina Faso) sent official delegations.

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⚡️Explosions reported in Crimea - cause being verified.

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🇮🇱 Israeli Defense Minister Gallant addresses Lebanese Hezbollah Secretary General Nasrallah:

🗣 “You have made mistakes in the past and paid a heavy price. If there is tension or conflict here, we will drive Lebanon into the Stone Age. We do not want war, but we are ready to defend our sovereignty, our soldiers and our citizens." 👀

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⚡️4-year-old girl dies in Ukrainian attack of Donetsk, Donetsk Republic (ex-Ukraine.)

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JUST JOKING, BRO: A group of Ukrainian soldiers caught out in a blatant lie, reported that they had captured a height near Novaya Kakhovka, Kherson region (ex-Ukraine) - only for Russian soldiers to show that the group had in fact been taken prisoner instead.

3 are pictured out of a group of 18, whether the others perished or ran is unclear, but it pays to know much of the results of "the counteroffensive" are based on tall tales.

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⚡️Latest Ukrainian attack on Donetsk, Donetsk Republic (ex-Ukraine) using Western-supplied weapons, in which a small child died.

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PURR-GE THE DEMONS: This woman's son identifies as a pussy cat, but she is unable to take him to the vet because the vet is not trained in treating somebody with human anatomy.

But you can breathe a sigh of relief as she's not intending to sue this vet, she's simply raising awareness that mentally unstable people may sometimes want to be treated by doctors for animals.

And that's where we're at folks, it's 2023. Inter-planetary travel is coming any day now.

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