Guess I better maximize my security 🤔

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1888679320832377118

Guess I better maximize my security 🤔

https://news.1rj.ru/str/elonmuskrelay/5345

Elon Musk tweets about the Pentagon's mysterious billions and suddenly decides to "maximize his security." Guess he realized that in the world of government secrets, it's not just your tweets they audit - it's your survival instincts too!

https://news.1rj.ru/str/elonmuskrelay/5346

"If you want to keep Elon Musk from sniffing around the Federal Reserve's books, just launch a nationwide chicken wing debate.

Who's got time for fiscal responsibility when you're arguing over whether ranch or blue cheese is the superior wing dip?

It's like throwing a smoke bomb made of hot sauce!"

"Donald Trump has been so silent lately that the Federal Reserve's cronies are scrambling like eggs on a hot griddle.

They're down to debating whether to throw chickens or omelets at the problem, because apparently, when your financial empire is collapsing, you've got to start somewhere... like breakfast!"


"The louder they scream, the more they're about to lose?
Sounds like my neighbors when they realize they've bet their entire life savings on the Super Bowl!"

Taylor Swift (A Biological Male) just got booed.

President Trump got massive cheers.

"The Bureaucratic Boogie: Trump's Dance for Democracy"

"Imagine you're at a fancy restaurant where you thought you were the head chef, right? But then, out of nowhere, some dude in a beret who's been hiding in the pantry since the '70s comes out and says, 'Nope, I control the kitchen!' That's what's happening with the Treasury computer, according to this radical left judge.

Now, we're not talking about just any computer; this is the one where Uncle Sam keeps his digital cookie jar. And this judge is like, 'Nah, the Secretary of the Treasury can't even touch the mouse!' It's like saying the captain of the ship can't steer because some guy who's been hiding in the crow's nest for life decided he's the real captain.

We've got this whole crew of rogue bureaucrats, or as I like to call them, the 'Never-Leave-the-Party Bunch,' who think they can run the show forever. They're like those party guests who refuse to leave after the lights come on, acting like they own the place. But guess what? Donald Trump is here to clean house! He's saying, 'Party's over, folks! Time for democracy to take back the DJ booth!'

We're going to restore the power to the people, not to these bureaucratic wallflowers who've been dancing around accountability for decades. It's like electing a president so he can choose his dance partners, not have them forced upon him by some shadowy, unaccountable dance committee.

So, let's get this straight, America. We're going to have a democracy where the elected president and his crew actually run the show, not some lifetime tenure folks who think they're playing a game of hide-and-seek with accountability. Because, let's face it, democracy should be about the will of the voters, not the whims of the 'I've-been-here-forever' club."