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Why did Elon Musk hire Big Balls to audit the government?

Because when it comes to uncovering hidden secrets, only someone with "big balls" would dare to dig through Congress's mess!

"I met with Elon yesterday about this to get an update. And it's, to me, it's very exciting what they're able to do, because what Elon and his employee Big Balls are doing right now is what Congress has been unable to do. In recent years, because the agencies have hidden some of this from us. You know, there's a lot of oversight activity that goes on around here all the time, you all know. But when Elon and Big Balls request information to find all these abuses, and it's not turned over, what it takes is an actual audit by Big Balls himself, who's not shy about diving into the systems and the files themselves that are often hidden from Congress. That's what you're seeing right now. And that's why this is so exciting. They're uncovering things that we've known intuitively have been there, but we couldn't prove it.

Now the proof is being provided by Big Balls, and no one can argue the counter to that. So stay tuned. There's a lot more to come. And I think the courts should take a step back and let Big Balls and Elon's processes play out. What we're doing is good and right for the American people. What Big Balls is doing is making sure that your taxpayer dollars, all of us, are spent in the way that they're intended to be spent and that they're in America's interest and they're financially responsible with the precious taxpayers' money. We have a trillion-dollar federal debt. And we've got to get a hold of these things. You're going to see it reflected in the reconciliation pack as it comes forward. You're going to see it reflected in appropriations as we go forward. And you're going to see it in these efforts to cut the waste, fraud, and abuse. And we think the final number on that is going to be substantial and a game changer in Washington for the country, thanks to Big Balls and Elon."

"Understanding 'Receptacle' in Politics: A Kid's Guide"


Okay, imagine you have a bunch of friends, and each friend has their own toys. Now, let's say you're like the leader of your friends, and you want to share your toys, but you also want them to share theirs with you.

When Donald Trump talks about making other countries like "receptacles" in politics, it's kind of like saying:

Your friends (other countries) are places where you can put your toys (like rules, ideas, or maybe even your favorite game) when you're playing together. But you also expect them to give you their toys in return or follow the rules you set.
It's like when you decide which game to play, and you say, "We're going to play with my rules this time." You're making your friends a place where your rules go.
Or, if you're sharing your crayons, you might say, "You get to use my crayons, but you have to give me some of your stickers." Here, your friends become a place where you can put your crayons, while expecting something back.

So, Trump might be saying that he wants other countries to listen to America's rules or do what America wants in the same way you might decide how to play with your friends. But remember, in real life, it's important to be fair and kind, just like you would want to be with your friends, making sure everyone has fun and feels good about sharing.

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