Everything is going as planned!

Why did the mastermind laugh when his plan to organize a perfect day went flawlessly?

Because he knew it was all according to plan—and for once, the universe didn’t have any plot twists up its sleeve!

Huston, forget the lies, we have a party here!

🇳🇿 Meanwhile in New Zealand

‘Rainbow Parade’ encounters Men who are still able to produce their own testosterone.

What do we do now? the scared cop says

Man Up, Gay Up, Trans Up, we have them all, pick your desire

We also offer mask party

🇪🇺🇹🇷 Ursula Von Der Leyen wants to be part of the talks between Trump and Putin, but she did not even got a chair when she came to Turkey!

LMAO … Erdogan humiliated her.😂🤡

In Turkey women get beds, no chairs for you, new Islamic laws

Tea or Coffee?😂

The reporter from middle school is reporting the news
no news left for CNN except jokes

Do I see a pyramid😂🤣 with flags?

🚨🇵🇸 The media doesn't want you to see this!

Aerial footage of the release of three Israeli captives by the Palestinian Resistance

Is it 2 o'clock yet? 🍿🎉

The only thing available is spring water
DOGE is auditing the rest

Burning books is considered censorship, can we do the same for shadowbanning? 😂😜👻

I made it longer, I don't like short things.🤣

Please keep is lizard relevant, even if she is totally irreverent!