Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Don’t call yourself Italian if you weren’t baptized in marinara sauce.

well well well

a fool every shit but one

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New studies show drinking Jägerbombs could be just as harmful as taking Cocaine

They were allowed to leave because the USSR leaders were misled into believing that Lithuanians were ready for independence and wouldn't restart worshipping pagan idols named shit like Vladimir the Jew-Slayer or eating eachother's poop. History sadly proved this a mistake.

This is my 336th shitpost on this channel, and also 0:04 of your life you will never get back.

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Thee annoying troon