literally me

The reason that the jew fears the samurai. They are wise

I have trail cameras all over my property and one captured a man on my front porch and my door was open this morning.

Last night I drank a lot of tequila and had a fun night with my wife. Needless to say, my memory was blurry just before sleeping time. So this morning I woke up yo seeing this trail cam Pic and frantically running around the house and checking on my kids. My wife was flipping out and kept saying "you passed out and some nigger was on our porch. We could all be dead"

Well... after some hard thought, that person was me pissing off my porch and I was letting the dog out to go potty.
Lesson of the day: don't drink mexican liquor.

Trannies are inhaling copium on Facebook.

Another hohol found in Texas after he jumped the border with a group of Mexicans.

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