Me when the power goes out for even a second this winter

You think Natty Light Nationalism will ever call me back?

Being half black half Indian, Tyrone Kumar is stuck in a state of quantum superposition: he both owns the convenience store and robs it at the same time.

He is Schrödinger’s darkie.

I'm an oldfag and thus I still have a lot of fun trolling on Facebook. My personal favorites are vegan pages and hunting pages (specifically the ones with hunting headshots) it brings out the most pussified people imaginable.
But this image struck me with a thought. What if vegangang is really just pro-hohol propaganda machine trying to hypnotize you with sympathy for hohols to give le manlet jew pianist hohol president more American tax shekels??? Makes you go hmm 🤔

Bitch plays femcel now?

Any woman born after 1905 can't cook. All they know is Charleston, drive they automobile, play gramophone, wear trouser and vote.