The best part about making gyoza is knowing that gaijin don’t know how to, and it’s important to make gyoza, so that you can remind gaijin that they can’t have anything good in life. They’re allowed to have boiled meat and corn syrup, and mac and cheese. Hey, that's a pretty good gyoza... Not that a gaijin would know HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The best part about making pelmeni is knowing that westoids don’t know how to, and it’s important to make pelmeni, so that you can remind westoids that they can’t have anything good in life. They’re allowed to have boiled soy and corn syrup, and mac and cheese. Hey, that's a pretty good pelmeni... Not that a westoid would know HAHAHAHAHAHAHA