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"Boutta collect $750 fo ma rite eyelash nigga"

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"Boutta collect $750 fo ma rite eyelash nigga"

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The official national anthem of Kekistan, for orchestra. Trannoscription and arrangement by yours truly. Original song by P.E.P.E., an 80's Italian pop band. Feel free to use the music in whatever you like…

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As if we ever left

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Fact: The global political paradigm is shifting solely because the plot of Warhammer 40k is advancing again

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1.1K viewsBroom Imperator Sweepy, 12:23

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This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster, Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien, agnostic-atheist German engineer incel.

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So my dog decided to drink Grey water or lake water from some redneck trailer or the swamp closest my house. Her stupid brown ass then contracted a protozoan Giardian infestation and proceeded to shit liquid all over the house for 3 days. My retarded ass, in all my glory, clean't up the shit but forgot to wash my hands. Now I am shitting so hard all the time, my anus could be studied for rocket propulsion. I shit my pants 2 days ago while steaming my carpets co my children don't suffer with me. I shit my pants jumping on my trampoline with my son (epic moment) I shit my pants making love to my wife (I keep my pants on during sex)
You guys finally got your wish. I shit my pants like a toddler the past week. Now me and the dog are taking metronidazole to kill everything in our intestines.

Always wash your hands and never drink tap water in Mexico city.

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1.95K viewsNan, edited 12:37

Gonna rat her brownoid ass out to ICE for $750.

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1.93K viewsNan, 12:49