I have just realized it is impossible for flatearthers to understand 2-dimensional manifolds, in particular local vs global properties. Not to scare with the word, but if you are not a flatearther, trust me, you got the concept already

27 March 1999. Pride of American aviation

What would you do if some woman gave you a white feather?

Beat it up of course

This is the Sabu Disk.

I need your most unhinged conspiracy theories on what it is/does.