ok maybe this one was chosen a tiny bit

PoV: you are pvmpgvng

Hi it's me Dr. House. What vexes me is that many don't know that if you have hiccups, you don't need to asphyxiate or force hydrate yourself like an idiot. What you need to do is to eat some honey or sugar, as sweet stuff stimulates the vagus nerve and helps stopping hiccups.

Stinkin Park

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