The waning crescent Moon will
align with Venus and Saturn on
April 25, giving you a chance of
seeing a smiley face in the sky.

Just me with Easter Ham Farts rn

I once worked with the purest most innocent trad wife in the entire world. She had a genetic condition that caused her to be infertile. Because of her devotion to God and her literalist interpretation of the Bible she swore a vow of chastity. I wanted to make a move so bad but never consumating my marriage because of a difference in interpretation was too much for me. I think about her sometimes.