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So this one time I was at a carnival and they had this ride that was hanging swings with seatbelts and the whole thing would spin and the swings would sort of fling out to the side centrifugally and there was a down's syndrome kid on there and he started puking up hotdogs and cotton candy and it was getting flung around a huge area, like onto several other rides and carnival games and the operator didn't notice or didn't give a fuck so this poor kid emptied his entire digestive system out into the air around this ride and that's kind of like what reading the chat is like right now. OK, benadryl time!
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Forwarded from ️I HATE THE ANTICHRIST️
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The Pentagon and White House have eaten all the pizza in the area and are cooking up something tough.
What does the "pizza index" that tracks the entire world say?
• US troops ordered pizza en masse twice in one hour last night, a common occurrence before night operations.
• Last time, after a sharp increase in fast food orders, Israel almost wiped Tehran off the face of the Earth.
• A few days ago, all gay bars near government buildings were closed - after which there was a new attack on Iran.
Trump calls emergency Security Council meeting to discuss tough strikes on Iran.
What does the "pizza index" that tracks the entire world say?
• US troops ordered pizza en masse twice in one hour last night, a common occurrence before night operations.
• Last time, after a sharp increase in fast food orders, Israel almost wiped Tehran off the face of the Earth.
• A few days ago, all gay bars near government buildings were closed - after which there was a new attack on Iran.
Trump calls emergency Security Council meeting to discuss tough strikes on Iran.
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Forwarded from [BASED] - 2016 2 - Nothing Happens Again 🍎 🔄 (Fra' Bortolo)
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