Quietly sobbing in the car on the way to soccer practice as my son describes the latest Fortnite season

maybe mossad sucks balls after all

so you do say you need motivation, huh?

Why tho?

>21 yo Mads Mikkelsen

Important PSA for the younger Americans getting raped by insurance here: I once had a 7k medical bill for a CT scan I never even fucking needed. For the next five years they'd call me every two months to collect and id pretend to cry and say I keep paying them and they keep calling me and saying I haven't paid. I kept this up for so fucking long by year five I got a call telling me I owe $40 dollars. I asked that fucker if they take card information over the phone and never heard from them again.

One last detail: it never hit my fucking credit and they lied and said it would a dozen times