Hope y'all have a great Wednesday!

Already been debunked as fake and gay news

I'm so fucking stoked there weren't any Epstein client lists. I was really worried that all of our world leaders were pedo death cultists.

BREAKING: Texas Senator Ted Cruz is pushing for an additional $250 billion in aid to Israel just days after Texas was hit by a devastating flood.

@GeneralMCNews

To be honest we should be exploring new geometrical pasta shapes like Costa-Hoffman-Meeks surface

We should be making fractal pasta and calling it frasta. No need to get fancy

Subscriber number 88 will have his name forever carved into the wall of the bathroom in Valhalla

im still waiting for pics of my name in your bathroom

im not jimble, dumbass

I wrote it in the bowl with my piss, jimble