First Dildo of the year : green

The real Turks were black people, and those ancient gayreeks? Nah nigga Dey wuz black Turks

Say what you want about Jews, but in the 18th century a French noble called Marquis de Sade wrote books containing atheism, antisemitism, jewish caricatures, blasphemy, nihilism, sadism, coprophilia, necrophilia, sodomy, flagellation, torture, murder, bestiality, incest, rape, and child sexual abuse, while overall acting worse than any jew in life

huh?