I need you to take a picture with your ass out
I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it, winking with your tongue out and your feet in it, and your arches exposed. Your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.
I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it, winking with your tongue out and your feet in it, and your arches exposed. Your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.
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Forwarded from Faking Space (Faking Space)
Another classic example of lies in the news truth in the movies.
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Forwarded from Deranged Posting (SNEED)
📖 Ze Manifesto of Ze Future Automobile
By Klaus “BMW” Schwab, Chief Dipstick Removal Officer
Chapter 1 – Ze End of Ownership
U vill not own ze dipstick.
U vill not own ze car.
U vill lease, subscribe, und finance forever.
Freedom is inefficient. Happiness is mandatory.
Chapter 2 – Ze Oil Sensor Doctrine
In ze old vorld, u pulled out a dirty metal stick.
In ze new vorld, ze sensor vill fail, und u vill go to ze dealer.
U vill clap as u pay €399 for ze “oil level recalibration ritual.”
Chapter 3 – Ze Buttonless Paradise
Buttons are relics of ze past.
U vill touch ze screen, even to open ze glovebox.
If ze screen freezes, u vill reboot ze car like a Windows Vista laptop.
Chapter 4 – Ze Subnoscription Plän
Heated seats are no longer free.
€19.99 per month for ze warm cheeks.
€9.99 per month for ze bright headlights.
€4.99 per month for ze horn.
Chapter 5 – Ze Engine of Tomorrow
Ze belt vill run in ze öl.
Ze chain vill rattle like ze bones of your ancestors.
Und if it breaks, ze piston vill shake hands mit ze valve.
Progress has a price. Und zat price is €7,499.
Chapter 6 – Ze Customer Experience
U vill sit in ze dealership for 4 hours.
U vill drink bad coffee.
U vill leave €2,000 poorer.
Und u vill say, “Danke, BMW.”
Final Chapter – Ze Happiness Directive
U vill not question.
U vill not resist.
U vill drive ze Ultimate Leasing Machine™.
Und u vill be happy.
By Klaus “BMW” Schwab, Chief Dipstick Removal Officer
Chapter 1 – Ze End of Ownership
U vill not own ze dipstick.
U vill not own ze car.
U vill lease, subscribe, und finance forever.
Freedom is inefficient. Happiness is mandatory.
Chapter 2 – Ze Oil Sensor Doctrine
In ze old vorld, u pulled out a dirty metal stick.
In ze new vorld, ze sensor vill fail, und u vill go to ze dealer.
U vill clap as u pay €399 for ze “oil level recalibration ritual.”
Chapter 3 – Ze Buttonless Paradise
Buttons are relics of ze past.
U vill touch ze screen, even to open ze glovebox.
If ze screen freezes, u vill reboot ze car like a Windows Vista laptop.
Chapter 4 – Ze Subnoscription Plän
Heated seats are no longer free.
€19.99 per month for ze warm cheeks.
€9.99 per month for ze bright headlights.
€4.99 per month for ze horn.
Chapter 5 – Ze Engine of Tomorrow
Ze belt vill run in ze öl.
Ze chain vill rattle like ze bones of your ancestors.
Und if it breaks, ze piston vill shake hands mit ze valve.
Progress has a price. Und zat price is €7,499.
Chapter 6 – Ze Customer Experience
U vill sit in ze dealership for 4 hours.
U vill drink bad coffee.
U vill leave €2,000 poorer.
Und u vill say, “Danke, BMW.”
Final Chapter – Ze Happiness Directive
U vill not question.
U vill not resist.
U vill drive ze Ultimate Leasing Machine™.
Und u vill be happy.
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