Mikes money tip of the day: Lanyards will let you jimmy any buffet

NIGGER

*ahem*

niggers are gay

It's not gay if our knees don't touch.

A true ally to the golden retriever race.
Total pitbull death

Sometimes I walk around Target screaming the N word in my head. As I stroll calmly and unmolested I chuckle to myself that blacks are psionicly dead. They will never astral project. I will never see a black person in my dreams.