Some guy keeps calling me from California speaking Arabic and I swear I have named five Pokemon in a row in a middle eastern accent and he keeps responding like I'm the prophet Muhammad

For as long as i remember, every year on Halloween, the feather jews always cry about their conquerors wearing their attire as a display of victory. Then, they go back to getting drunk and scamming elderly goyim out of their life savings via casinos once the holiday is over.

Then.... Mariah Carey thaws out of her ice prison and sings us a song for 2 months.

Can't a man have hobbies???

The Pope just said on TV we must fight antisemitism

The I must fight the pope