i hope these hypereuropean memes confuse americans

Because people won't know what the fuck a "Dreikönigskuchen" is let me explain:

January 6th it is traditional in Switzerland to celebrate the three kings who brought gifts for Jesus's birth by eating this cake (really more of a sweet bread with sugar on top). The baker hides a small plastic king in one of the balls and who picks that ball becomes "king" for the day and gets a crown. As far as I remember before the plastic kings became a thing we used to put an almond in it.

Swiss mfers don't have enough excitement in their lives. Countries that go to war don't do this shit.

Libtards when their empty jargon is acted upon

What a terrible day to have eyes and to be able to read.

legendary rockerboy Jimmy Goldfoot giving out pearls of wisdom to V be like