>you WILL NOT ask people for directions to your house even though you already know them perfectly
>you WILL NOT look around before jerking off even though you live alone
>you WILL NOT go to the woods 2 and a half hours past midnight to scream for help even though you're completely safe
>you WILL NOT turn off the router and then genuinely wonder why the Internet isn't working

>you WILL be rational, and you WILL be happy

The creator of pop tarts has passed away today.

Happy Valentine's Day !

PS ... bug protein is NOT good for you.

Welp, close enough.



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HAPPENING

shots fired at KC Superbowl Parade
https://x.com/kcpolice/status/1757857936125112563?s=20

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/458637734

fake af like everything

No no no you don't understand sir, I love the Jews. The jacket says so! You can put those handcuffs away

Thankfully I switched to Android
(Still deaf tho)