Is this the faustian spirit

"why yes I take great care in ensuring my own longevity how could you tell"

If you eat buffalo wings with ranch, you are not white.

Only the true aryan spirit embraces blu cheese.

The older he got, the younger he looked fam, no cap.

I think there are chiropractic lobbyists enforcing the sale of soft mattresses to fuck up our backs. Think about it... mattress stores are constantly pushing the mindslop game of telling you that soft mattresses are healthy, while they get big bucks from chiropractic INC. To trick you into a life long pain and restless leg syndrome.

Think about it. Sleep on the floor and wake up to no back pain

I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.

It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.

But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.

All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.

We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.