This is where admins store the memes

admin's reaction when people ask him how much he benches

women shouldn't be on telegram

They aren't

You light a cigarette, blood from your broken knuckles staining the filter. The limp twitching body of the mouthy cook lies between a dented Nissan Juke and your 96 Altima. As the sirens in the distance close in on you a single thought crosses your mind. "With a car, you can go anywhere"

So.. You’re based?🗿

POV you're a plate of grasshopper burgers