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So I bought a turkish semi-auto 12g shotgun and after breaking it in, I took it apart to clean it. I locked the bolt back on the spring and it released on the tiniest bump on the stock. The result was my hand being eaten by the gas tube and spring bolt.
I'm surprised roaches didn't crawl out of the gun. Last time I ever buy a turkish gun.
I'm surprised roaches didn't crawl out of the gun. Last time I ever buy a turkish gun.
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Forwarded from ❤️🔥Blazen Animals❤️🔥 (Brenda Mickey)
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Morning belly rubs 😂
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Forwarded from /CIG/ Telegram | Counter Intelligence Global (FRANCISCVS)
🇺🇸 🇮🇷 🇮🇱 Pentagon Index S2 Underground - "the gay bars that were the closest Uber ride to the usual suspects, Pentagon, WH, Eisenhower building, Russel building. The ones over by Columbia Heights seem to be running the usual crowd. If I remember correctly, last time Iran struck it was Freddies, Green Lantern, and LGP that bottomed out...so to speak."
📝 Matthew Pines: "So, nobody in the Pentagon told the WH because (reasons), and the WH lost their minds for obvious reasons and ordered the SECDEF to fix it and try to bury the whole debacle on a Friday night while also surging DoD assets into a brewing conflict in the Middle East? Seems fine."
📝 Bonchie: "The Secretary of State is ordering naval fleets around while the Secretary of Defense is contradicting the White House’s own stated position and revoking the 9/11 terrorist plea deals. Meanwhile, Biden is in Delaware again. We have no president."
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📝 Matthew Pines: "So, nobody in the Pentagon told the WH because (reasons), and the WH lost their minds for obvious reasons and ordered the SECDEF to fix it and try to bury the whole debacle on a Friday night while also surging DoD assets into a brewing conflict in the Middle East? Seems fine."
📝 Bonchie: "The Secretary of State is ordering naval fleets around while the Secretary of Defense is contradicting the White House’s own stated position and revoking the 9/11 terrorist plea deals. Meanwhile, Biden is in Delaware again. We have no president."
📎 S2 Underground
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redditor buys 200$ worth of junkfood aka goyslop. Complains that he cannot live like this.
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No fucking way norse mythology is not a just a made up epic poem of sorts in order to entertain, with characters divinized. The entire mythology is full of absolutely ridiculous and hilarious comedy level things. In Lokasenna you got Loki having a battle of insults in verse. In Þrymskviða he becomes a transvestite together with Thor in order to fool the jötunn Þrymr and get Thor's hammer back. In Hyndluljóð Loki tranforms into a mare and gets fucked by a horse and gives birth to an 8-legged horse. In Prose Edda Thor and Loki got something similar to the Hercules' trials, but which turn out to be illusions and way more exagerated, like Thor actually lowering ocean levels by chugging the water, which he thought was alcohol in the illusion. Like, are pagays for real???
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