so funny

I want to fuck Mrs. Puff from SpongeBob. When I’m about to cum I’ll be down sucking her puffy nipples and I’ll secretly slip on a Hillary Clinton mask. I’ll look up at her and the mask will scare her so that she’ll puff up real big, right as I'm cumming. As I have penetrated her with my seed, she will have penetrated me with hundreds of tiny needles. She’ll be in fear and pleasure as I am in immense pain. While I slowly bleed out on top of her, she’ll whisper softly in my ear: “it’s alright, Kevin, mommy’s here and she loves you very much”. She’ll sing my favorite lullaby and I’ll cry like a newborn infant as everything goes black.