> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Oh wow no shit you really cracked the code

Anyone else get The Call

lmfao

It writes itself

Get fucked libtards

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