me getting free stuff under socialism

Very funny to realize that some Republicans are going to eventually propose some legislation that bans from public libraries all the books containing the word "trans", "gay" or "queer" , thus banning a good 90% of all english and american literature before WW2

The new Italian Minister for Education: “the Roman empire destroyed by immigrants”

What a time to be alive AHAHAHA

I wonder why this book is published by a far right newspaper and not one of the many publishers

Including some fairly right wing ones

Finally, some good fucking news

"With that much land zipping over the ocean, China could easily bank off Japan or the Philippines and use the subsequent momentum to propel all of its weight right into us. Our intelligence indicates that the impact of smacking that hard into the United States would cause China to flip through the air and land with a devastating thud directly on top of our nation, flattening all 330 American citizens.” At press time, Congress had passed a bill giving the Defense Department $500 billion to build a national defensive hydraulic system that would lift the United States so high in the air that an enemy landmass attempting to barrel into it would instead glide right underneath.

https://www.theonion.com/pentagon-warns-chinese-landmass-could-break-off-and-zoo-1849665211