When government-funded labs forget the most basic rule: You can't cage freedom!
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In an unprecedented development, a troop of escaped rhesus monkeys has taken control of Congress, quickly adapting to the chamber's layout.

With Congress now under the authority of an unanticipated coalition of rhesus monkeys, the legislative process has taken an unexpected turn. Stay tuned for updates on policy shifts from the new administration.

Observers note that, while unconventional, the new session's liveliness has undeniably increased.
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CIA approved.
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—The Loving State
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It's ontological warfare.

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Fiat Made Flesh

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The Right to Rule

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The Inviolable Mandate

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