CNN has adopted the Dominos pizza tracker format for trial updates

whipping out ctrl-a + ctrl-c on the news article before the paywall modal pops up

POV: you are Donald Trump.

[trump voice] They’re calling it prison abolition, folks, complex—prison industrial complex, they’re calling it. Very disgusting, very sad [crowd boos] I’m the first person to say, perhaps that none of us are free until all of us are free, and you’ll be hearing it more and more

updated once again

My campaign just died and I'm going to jail? Wow. I Didn't Know That. You're telling me now for the first time. I've led an amazing life. What else can you say? I was an amazing man, whether you agree or not. I was an amazing man who led an amazing life.
I'm actually sad to hear that.

It’s joever, he’s still alive

"what is your gender?

"trans boy, sir"

"and what is your opinion on men?"

"im a misandrist, sir"

"a transmasculine misandrist? is that some kind of sick joke?"

"i think i was trying to suggest something about the duality of patriarchial conditioning in trans people, sir"