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大概是个人频,成分很杂,啥都会发

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/chat 假如你是李华,今天晚上你发现你的Telegram账号因为Durov的傻逼风控去世了,请你写一封英文信要求Durov解封账号,并说明激进风控的危害,不少于80词。信的开头已给出,不计入总次数。

Dear Pavel Durov,
FUCK YOU !
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/chat 假如你是李华,今天晚上你发现你的Telegram账号因为Durov的傻逼风控去世了,请你写一封英文信要求Durov解封账号,并说明激进风控的危害,不少于80词。信的开头已给出,不计入总次数。 Dear Pavel Durov, FUCK YOU !
I am an avid user of Telegram and it was a huge shock to me when I found out that my account had been unpublished due to your aggressive moderation policies. It is totally unacceptable for you to impose these kind of arbitrary restrictions on people's accounts without any prior warning or explanation.

The consequences of such rash decision-making are far-reaching and unjust, as many users have been unfairly affected without being given a chance to defend themselves. The right of freedom of speech must be protected and respected, and we should not be subjected to censorship based on your biased opinions.

By limiting the usage of my account, you are effectively taking away my ability to freely express my opinions and communicate with other people, which is a fundamental human right. Therefore, I hereby demand my account to be re-published immediately and plead that you review your moderation policies to prevent similar incidents from occurring in the future.

Sincerely,
Lee

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为深入贯彻党中央、国务院关于进一步优化新冠肺炎疫情防控措施,科学精准做好防控工作的决策部署,根据国务院联防联控机制综合组有关要求,12月13日0时起,正式下线“通信行程卡”服务。“通信行程卡”短信、网页、微信小程序、支付宝小程序、 APP等查询渠道将同步下线。

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张小龙死后,来到了地府,见到了阎王爷

阎王撇了一眼张小龙,说到:小龙啊,你在阳间做微信有功,来世我给你选个大富大贵的人家啊。

张小龙很高兴,准备投胎的时候,阎王爷话锋一转:但是呢,为了保证你的灵魂安全,请你登录一下你的旧躯体。

张小龙回到人间,发现他的家人早早地把他的躯体火化了,张小龙没法,只得禀报阎王,阎王摇了摇头:那没办法了,你就只能在地府永世不得转生了

张小龙梗着脖子红着脸喊道:新躯体与我有过一面之缘,我只要进去就能确保我的灵魂安全!
阎王爷点了点头,说这样也好。便吩咐人把新躯体放到张小龙身边。
张小龙正欲附身投胎,躯体腾的一下坐了起来,说你已长时间未登录,请用旧躯体握手确认身份!
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近期,北京市 120 急救热线呼叫量激增。12 月 10 日,北京急救中心主任医师陈志呼吁,新冠肺炎无症状感染者、轻症患者请勿拨打 120 热线,请为急危重症患者留出急救热线通道。如果非理性过量囤药、在药品足够且症状较轻的情况下仍盲目排队就诊、因疫情距离自己较近而过分感到恐慌,都不可取。如果症状不太严重,就安心居家吃药隔离,把真正需要的救急通道让给重症和其他疾病的市民,不然急救电话变成热线,排队打不进去,耽搁那些急需救治的人,就会造成严重后果。从关爱他人的视角出发,更不应该盲目囤药、在没有必要的前提下抢占医疗资源。(北京发布)
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这人嗅觉真是太灵敏辣😁

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