I love white man autism

Yes I knew Mike Fink, and yes I know where his body is buried

Facts

The worst crime the Allies committed during WWII was to destroy a raccoon farm in Germany and cause those pesky critters to flee and breed like rats. Dammit man, those pesky ring-tailed bandits are OUR frenemies to deal with, not yours!

Whoever gave this a thumbs down probably needs to perish in aforementioned fire

I just unlocked a new cope

Young me spent far more time than I’d care to admit looking at the cross sections in this book. Good stuff.

There are also something like a dozen other Stephen Biesty cross section books. If you have kids with autism who you want to keep quiet for hours on end pick up a set of them.

HARK YE HARK YE TO ALL MEN of The Co.

“HE” SHALL ARRIVE AND WITH “HIM” THE THROES

OF WANT AND OF WANE, AND IT COULDN’T BE CLEARER

BEFORE THE NIGHT’S END THERE’LL SHOW “THE TRICKSTER™️”

FOR 1000 SUMMER’S EVES “HE” KEPT THE WEEN

AND AFTER A GIFT ONLY WILL “HIS” SPIRIT BE PLEASED

TO ENSURE THE YEAR’S WHIMSY AND TO KEEP OFF THE WOE

A VOLUNTEER’S NEEDED:
TO SACRIFICE FOR THE HOST

SO LET THEM STAND UP
AND APPROACH THE CLERK CLOSS

FOR ONE SUB’S FAIR ACT WILL KEEP HIS WRATH OFF!


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