Nothing says “Welcome to Democracy” like laying down some Willie Pete

Somethings gotta change, brother

Delaware: George Read, Caesar Rodney, Thomas McKean
Pennsylvania: George Clymer, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, George Ross, James Smith, James Wilson, George Taylor
Massachusetts: John Adams, Samuel Adams, John Hancock, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry
New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton
Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery
New York: Lewis Morris, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, William Floyd
Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton
Virginia: Richard Henry Lee, Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton, Benjamin Harrison V, Thomas Jefferson, George Wythe, Thomas Nelson Jr.
North Carolina: William Hooper, John Penn, Joseph Hewes
South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Arthur Middleton, Thomas Lynch Jr., Thomas Heyward Jr.
New Jersey: Abraham Clark, John Hart, Francis Hopkinson, Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon
Connecticut: Samuel Huntington, Roger Sherman, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott
Maryland: Charles Carroll, Samuel Chase, Thomas Stone, William Paca

POV: You just put two quarters, a dime, and four pennies in the St. Judes donation box at the check out of the local Piggly Wiggly

Subsequently Arthur became employee of the month for most donations achieved in a single shift at that particular Piggly Wiggly

This gives a new meaning to the name Teflon Don

You may think you hate journalists enough, but you don’t

“Let me grab my shoes”

Confirmed, suspect is a darkie