The Crackhead at the intersection watching me put 3 Canadian quarters, half a Whataburger patty melt, an empty Zyn container, and a Chick tract in his donation box

It’s Messerschmitt Monday

An oldie, but a goodie

I am actually more disappointed in how the white father acted in this situation. If anyone took a swing at my child like that their head would be bouncing off the concrete within about of a second of them trying that shit. I don’t care what their sex or race is and what laws there might be in place to stop me, I am taking them down. I would expect any father with even a single ounce of natural affection to do the same.

I have heard a lot of people talk about Momo as if it is a cryptid that is rarely seen. Anyone from Missouri can confirm that they are regularly to be found behind a Lion’s Choice or Casey’s gas station eating expired deli meat and bread out of the dumpster and smoking crack.