The whitest thing ever: measurements

Think about it, Western civilization is built on exact measurements

I love it when they explode movie style

Bucolic

Me sitting on my swivel chair with a fly swatter waiting for flies to cross my path

Cocaine looks like fun

Zevon is just a vibe

Pro-tip: If you’re on a budget never go to the grocery store on an empty stomach

ALOHA SNACKBAR!

DEATH TO ALL CORN!