let me get this straight:
so you're going to take some cactuses and compress them into a bunch of jolly rancher-like candies. Now you're going to suck on them and half-eat them basically, then you're going to stick them to the fridge. Now your mom is going to stick sea shells to them as decoration, but she'll only repurpose them as decoration if you have eaten food out of them. So you're going to eat some ice cream out of the sea shells so your mom will repurpose them into decoration, which she is then going to stick onto the mass of cactus-candy on the fridge. In doing all this nonsense, you've made a device which makes opening jars and bottles easier?

Now you're going to take that bottle opening device, turn it all upside-down, and we're going to form it into a dome shape that fits onto your head. Also, instead of eating ice cream out of it, we're going to eat rice out of it. So because the dome thing on your head rolls around, and rice was used to make it, you have a rolls-rice, or a rolls-royce car.
What are you going to do with the car?