hahaha

quanto adoro non vivere in america

cristo dio

i want to fucking kill myself

people that include for fun builds in their serious champion guides

my boy got plastic armor

discord moment

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Attention! A passenger has collapsed. Is there a doctor on this flight?

ME {been trying to say yes to more things}: Yeah

I’m out here playing some tank top like Cho'Gath crying my ass off trying to scrap up some pennies in lane while I’m getting my shit kicked in by Gnar and his stupid PTA poke, and the little gremlin has the fucking AUDACITY to get mad and build up his rage from literally poking me under my own turret. What the fuck is this guy’s problem, like what did I do to this guy? Why is he the one turning into the Hulk when I'm the one getting pummeled out of lane? Like, it makes sense that his rage bar builds up when he's the one taking damage, but what's his excuse in this scenario? Is he mad at the fact that I'm still struggling in lane, pretty much gaining no gold and CS whatsoever? Does Gnar hate poor people? And don't even give me that "oh but he's just an animal" or something excuse because I don't see Kog'Maw lose their shit when they're the one beating up somebody. Fuck you Gnar.

He;s a little creature. He's just a little creature. He plays Fiddlesticks. He locks Fiddlesticks into champ select. He loves playing Fiddlesticks. He doesn't go outside. He lives in a house. He plays Fiddlesticks. He's a little creature. He's Fiddlesticks. He's not Fiddlesticks. He's the creature. He's a fiddler. He's a stickler. He lives in your house. He loves Fiddlesticks. He loves himself. He's loves being cringe. He's a Fiddlepicker. He's a FiddleOTP. He feels like himself when he plays Fiddlesticks. He's a little animal. He's just a poor little thing. He's unknown to the public. He's a secret. He's going to become Fiddlesticks. He already is Fiddlesticks. He is a scarecrow. He is not made of straw. He is inside Fiddlesticks. He is inside your body. He is you.

immagina essere americano e avere un mental breakdown perchè un'azienda cambia la formula