>get new fighting game
>no single player mode
>do tutorial
>press square to punch... press x to kick CONGRATULATIONS tutorial passed
>go online
>opponent flies across the screen, juggles you for 38 seconds, and then explodes the entire screen killing you instantly
>google "how to play Punch Fighter ZX Extreme Turbo Remix"
>see picrel on a wiki
>keep searching
>find youtube video "How to Play PFZXETR for Baby Retard Noobs"
>"the trick in neutral is to play footsies and try to hit confirm a plus on block poke and start your blockstring until you can hit confirm then frametrap a BnB crossup or kara cancel mixup and hard knock down into safejump oki. ezpz"
>ask on discord how to play your main
>"the same as playing Gregothy McTruk in Kickman Tournament: Challenge of Destiny, you should really know your history before asking dumb obvious questions"
>it's a Sega Saturn game that came out in 1996. only 6 copies were produced and they were all accidentally shipped to a shoestore in rural Iowa

yuppi

in altre news: sono sceso a 7F

i learned alot here i think

vedo sto video che gira continuamente ed è così FALSO porcodio

what is he doin on the tablet

kaisa top AD into AP is addicting holy shit