love how weird super mario 64 ds was for no reason

main character? yoshi, you gotta unlock mario. yeah, put a paper mario character in the game, it'll be the only time we ever do that. screw it, king boo and wario are in there too.

in light of some dubious shmup/STG classification in Steam's recent "Shmup Sale", I've finally decided to settle the debate once and for all.

I am proud to present:
👾 THE OFFICIAL SHMUP (SHOOT 'EM UP) ALIGNMENT CHART 👾

Touhou lore is actually pretty cool when you ain't got a fumo fan bitching in yo ear that's it's nonsense

jgl: "why the fuck didn't you follow up the gank????"

me: