This shit is funnier than any of Google’s April Fools gags

How to search the actual web in the year of our lord 2024:

Quoting Google SearchLiaison (@searchliaison)

We’ve launched a new “Web” filter that shows only text-based links, just like you might…

Lost Media in The Future:
"The Torrent With Only 1 Person Seeding it "
- 𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 [3:53:42]

to the receptionist who called me sis today: