This random Godhand clip fighting a single lvl2 goon has more personality, humor, more push-and-pull uncertainty, more mechanical expression than just about any other action game. As much as I've tried to live up to it …

"Well well well youre certainly in a pickle"
Me:

Saturday 8-2: I love having a lazy, nothing day
2pm: if I don't do something I'm gonna jump off a bridge

Found a channel that just had me saying "Oh my god" out loud with every scroll.

You boot GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE-. You wait for it to connect to the internet in the main menu. You wait for it to connect to the internet in the online menu. #1 32/32 lobby, #2 4/32 lobby. You go to the second lobby. They're all fighting each other. You get…