UK's environment agency. what kinda bs is this. can't be sure what happens here too

i didn't know about this. it was a very eye-opening tweet.
(thank you, Chase Passive Income 🙏)

me waiting for a reply after texting with my "i put the fun in dysfunctional" bio

me taking my exam papers and the teacher said "he got all of them, give him a hand"

given my psychopathic nature in highschool, one could say i might have done such a thing

guess who's on a date.
not me

THIS IS A SATIRE
damn

If you're a person who has been a victim of a data leak and/or company compromise we have tips on how to protect yourself.

We know changing passwords can only go so far. If you're a noob and want some tips read below!

1. Change your full name. You need to change your first name, middle name, and last name. If you don't have a middle name, get one.

2. Physically destroy your cell phone. Ideally you should catapult it into an active volcano. Once this has been accomplished, get a new cell phone provider, cell phone number, and cell phone model.

3. Change your profession. If you have a job as a result of a university education, then too bad. Go back to school or go into blue collar work.

4. Get plastic surgery. You need to be unrecognizable to friends, family, and co-workers (your old co-workers).

5. Move to a different state and/or country.

With these 5 simple tips you won't have to worry about cyber breaches!

don't get the plastic surgery 🙏
malware is cool. you're loved.

Why you should only work remote

- no retirement cut
- no transportation problem ( time and money wise )
- you don't need masters and 10 years to make the money they claim is big for a senior dev
- You're more likely to work in a place that you'll learn a lot a grow.

@selfmadecoder