Fatty Bolger and Farmer Maggot sitting on the porch of the Green Dragon as a Ringwraith rides up
"Well la di da, look at the city slicker on his fancy undead horse"

If the brave and loyal captain of Gondor just wanted to grill he'd be Boomir of Minas Grillith

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Pippin in Bree:

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H/t Dubs Man

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I never claimed to have content.

We don’t talk about how based Farmer Maggot was in the books. He looked at where Nazgûl right where his face should be and told him to get bent