Derek Chauvin would’ve got the death penalty if he gave George Floyd a My Pillow.

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Blaming guns for gun violence is like blaming the TV for Chris Cuomo.

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Will LeBron apologize to police officers in English or Chinese?

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California refuses to give Lebron James a gun because they've seen him shoot free throws.

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Maxine Waters has started more fights between black and white people than Don King.

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Why hasn’t anyone in the media bothered to interview the girl who was about to get stabbed?

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Gavin Newsom is the first person in his family to be born without a tail. #CaitlynJenner

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Did any of Hunter Biden’s home movies win Best Picture?

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Joe Biden is the only world leader to do Zoom calls with his mask on and his pants off.

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MLB ratings down.

NBA ratings plummet.

Oscar ratings crash.

Starting to see the trend?

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Are the media hiding leaks from the Biden White House or were they making up leaks from the Trump White House?

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Here’s the official trannoscript of Joe Biden’s speech tonight:

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You’re not allowed to mention the truth about the 2020 elections because a Capitol Hill police officer might die of natural causes.

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Senator Tim Scott said America is not a racist country and liberals immediately proved him wrong by being racist.

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Is it just me or is Alyssa Milano starting to look more like Tony Danza?

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Why don’t Communists practice Communism in their own lives before they force it on others?

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Is the Biden Administration considered the Fourth Reich?

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I go to bed every night wondering if I’ll be the President of the United States by the time I wake up in the morning. Who am I?

A. Kamala Harris
B. Joe Biden

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Kamala Harris is as genuine as getting an apology from The Real Housewives.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner go from hero to villain just by adding an (R) after her name?

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Should the billions of dollars donated to BLM be confiscated in the name of Communism and distributed to the businesses damaged by the riots?

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