I thought Space Jam was Joe Biden’s detention facilities.

Is Eliot Spitzer advising Andrew Cuomo?

I feel like they’re just using COVID for corporate advertising. First, it was Coronavirus. Now, it’s Delta variant. It’s like watching commercials during an NFL game. What’s next? Google strain or Apple syndrome?

How can I get on Biden’s naughty list of misinformation spreaders?

Did you know that if you connect all of Jen Psaki’s freckles they spell TRUMP WON?

Does a mortician do Joe Biden’s makeup?

If the freckles all over Jen Psaki are a Rorschach test what image do you see?

National Socialist German Workers' Party. The word Socialist is right there in the Nazi name so if you’re a Socialist then you’re a Nazi.

Can you name one thing Joe Biden hasn’t been wrong about?

Joe Biden’s facelift looks like it was done by Dr. Fauci.

What’s the dumbest thing I can say today that will get the most attention? Asking for Joy Reid.

Jeff Bezos designed his rocket like he’s trying to get his wife back.

Why does America have the greatest people but the worst politicians and media?

Very telling that in the middle of this rambling wreck Joe Biden throws out the term “experts say”. That is his go to lie he uses along with “studies show” whenever he forgets or goes off noscript.

An anonymous buyer paid $1 million for Hunter Biden’s “art”. In unrelated news, Joe Biden signed an executive order legalizing crack.

I never would’ve watched Pippi Longstocking had I known she would grow up to be the idiot press secretary for Joe Biden.

Can someone please help me open this cage?

I was in California recently to visit the Queen Mary. He's very upset about his recall.

A virus that attacks all five senses, the equilibrium, the muscles, the heart, lungs and brain and is highly communicable? Sounds like the prefect weapon. Thanks China! Hey, do you know where I can get 500 paper plates for $2?