Bob Dylan is one of the most brilliantly, frustratingly cryptic songwriters of all time, even in what's arguably his most straightforward quotable lyric of all: “To live outside the law, you must be honest." For those of you who aren't fans of the erstwhile Robert Allen Zimmerman from Duluth, Minnesota,...

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She's going from "Duchess Difficult" to "Princess Parody." Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex and wife of the United Kingdom's Prince Harry, has been practically writing a textbook on how to alienate the public -- not to mention the in-laws -- since marrying into the British royal family. And now a...

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Whether you prefer the language of the street or the elitist tones of The New York Times, the message is clear that Vice President Kamala Harris cannot count on a solid wall of black voter support. A recently posted video shows a number of black customers at a gas station...

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If Tim Walz was hoping for a triumphal return to the high school where he used to teach and coach football back in the day, he got a much more muted response than he or the Harris-Walz campaign were likely hoping for. In what ended up being a quiet return...

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Former President Barack Obama's attempt to shame "brothers" into voting for Vice President Kamala Harris hasn't sat well with black men. Obama was at a campaign rally in Pennsylvania Thursday, lecturing a group of blacks on their lack of turnout for Harris, particularly males. “We have not yet seen the...

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A Fox News host has enraged Trump supporters with a comment many found over the line in a year when former President Donald trump has already been the subject of two assassination attempts. In a video clip posted to X, Democratic strategist Jessica Tarlov, during an appearance on “The Five,”...

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More of the media are taking notice of how poorly Vice President Kamala Harris' campaign is doing with Election Day fast approaching. In a clip posted to social media platform X on Friday, late night host of "Real Time with Bill Maher" Bill Maher gave a monologue to his audience...

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Big-time college sports is one step closer to leaving the days of amateur players behind. Judge Claudia Wilken granted preliminary approval to an anti-trust settlement that has the blessing of lawyers representing Division I athletes, the NCAA and its Power Five conferences, according to ESPN. Wilkin had at one point...

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A Virginia family learned more about its past through a rock-hard piece of family history. Way back in the freezer of Linda Wiseman’s mother’s Verona, Virginia, home was an 84-year-old biscuit, according to WHSV-TV. “She was a neat freak and she’d clean things up that didn’t need to be cleaned,...

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A one-month-old baby girl is dead after a bite from one of her family’s dogs. The incident happened Tuesday in Torrance, a southern California community not far from Los Angeles, according to KNBC-TV. Torrance first responders were called to the infant’s home after a report of an animal bite at...

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And so the plot thickens. The New York Jets -- no strangers to controversies big or small -- have found themselves in the headlines again, and for mostly the wrong reasons. Earlier this week, the Jets stunned the league when the team abruptly fired head coach Robert Saleh after a...

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Think of a robot programmed to do nothing but generate hackneyed phrases at random. We might call the device a "platitudinator." Simply push a button on the platitudinator and you will hear one such random phrase after another. A device of this nature could produce mild amusement at parties. The...

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The reigning WNBA Rookie of the Year is taking a slightly different approach to her offseason than most of her peers. While many WNBA stars continue to play more basketball in the offseason, collecting checks in foreign leagues (and sometimes sparking international prisoner swaps), Clark will be plying her trade...

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One of the oldest tropes when it comes to online scamming is the old "Nigerian prince" scam, which saw con artists bilking unsuspecting people by tugging on two emotions: pity and greed. The premise was simple. African royalty needed your help via some sob story, and you were guaranteed untold...

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Jenna Fischer, who appeared on the hit comedy TV series "The Office," revealed some sobering news to fans this week: She's been fighting a life-or-death battle all year. "October is breast cancer awareness month," she posted on Instagram. "I never thought I’d be making an announcement like this but here...

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Detroit Lions defensive end Aidan Hutchinson was carted off the field with a serious injury to his left tibia on a sack of Dallas' Dak Prescott. Hutchinson underwent immediate surgery for a broken tibia at a Dallas hospital, Lions coach Dan Campbell said after Sunday's 47-9 win over the Cowboys....

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U.K. woman Virginia McCullough, 36, received a life sentence after murdering her parents in their home and living with their corpses for four years. McCullough killed the couple at their home in Great Baddow, Essex, in 2019, The Guardian reported. She then stashed their bodies in the house and continued...

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Dallas Cowboys' home games in 2024 tend to produce the same kinds of reactions as Vice President Kamala Harris' interviews. You have seen the train wreck before, so it looks familiar, and yet somehow it still manages to astonish you. In the waning moments of the Detroit Lions' 47-9 thrashing...

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Details regarding one of the worst-kept secrets of the 2024 election cycle continue to trickle out of the White House. In short, President Joe Biden and those closest to him still resent his unceremonious dismissal from the top of the Democratic presidential ticket in July, when party leaders carried out...

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