Are we going back into Afghanistan before or after the next 9/11?

Who’s doing a better job of screening American passengers? The Taliban or TSA?

Joe Biden gets around like his feet are duct taped to a Roomba.

Will Democrats ever give us our freedoms back?

Is it still the Land of the Free when you can be told what to do by a dementia patient who gets told what to do?

Never forget that 9/11 is the one day of the year Liberals like AOC pretend to love America while telling you how horrible America is the other 364 days of the year.

Are face masks the new fanny pack?

Hunter Biden downloaded Instagram because he thought it was a really fast way to get drugs.

Tax the rich so corrupt and incompetent people like me can become one of them.

The person I went to the Met Gala with had an “I'm with stupid” t-shirt.

That's like Hillary Clinton wearing an “arrest the murderer” pant suit.

Anthony Fauci being consistently wrong about Covid is like Thomas Edison not knowing how to screw in a light bulb.

What bad news will Democrats cause today that the media will support for ratings and profit?

Joy Reid looks like the things she says.

When does Joe Biden appoint Kamala Harris as the horseback riding czar?

Who would win in a fight? Joe Biden or dementia?

Masks are the non-smoking sections of the 21st century.

Joe Biden plans to solve the border crisis by moving the border to Argentina.

Which Washington Generals lose more? The ones who play the Harlem Globetrotters or the ones at the Pentagon?